A Process For Real-World To Digital Place Shifting
This is a process that will allow people to transfer their places in physical and traditional media to digital media on various platforms. Print. The process for syncing your place … Continue reading
Hurricane Preparedness Checklist
There are those who say you can never be truly prepared for a hurricane. They say this not because it’s true, but because they’d like to interest you in insurance. … Continue reading
The Supreme Court Is Ruining Our Justice System
Dahlia Lithwick’s recent piece on Connick v. Thompson is one of the most troubling things I’ve read in a long time. In Connick v. Thompson, a man who’d been on … Continue reading
My Sincerest Apologies On This My Thirty-Third Birthday
My sincerest apologies on this my thirty-third birthday, but due to an agreement between myself and the sovereign nations of Denmark, Argentina, and Freedonia, my birthday has been cancelled this … Continue reading
Valedictory Remarks From The High School Fight
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New Invention: Brainstorming App
I have a lot of reasons to brainstorm when away from the computer: blog posts, script ideas, jokes, etc…. I have never been one of the kinds of guys who … Continue reading
Warren G and Nate Dogg’s Regulate Synopsis
On one of those cool, clear nights typical in Southern California, Warren G is driving around, looking around for women to have sex with. He’s chosen to engage in this … Continue reading
Parents Just Don’t Understand Synopsis
The Fresh Prince begins by expounding on the universal inability of parents to understand their children, suggesting that neither time nor location would make a difference in parents recognizing their … Continue reading
Parents Just Don’t Understand Synopsis
The Fresh Prince begins by expounding on the universal inability of parents to understand their children, suggesting that neither time nor location would make a difference in parents recognizing their … Continue reading
My Remarks Upon Stealing A Loaf Of Bread
What follows is a mostly accurate transcript of my heartfelt appeal to the jury at my trial. All instances of sobbing, hyperventilation, and tearful stammering have been redacted to protect … Continue reading
Midseason Replacement 