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Earnest Pettie, comedy writer

A Process For Real-World To Digital Place Shifting

This is a process that will allow people to transfer their places in physical and traditional media to digital media on various platforms. Print. The process for syncing your place … Continue reading

May 27, 2012 · Leave a comment

Hurricane Preparedness Checklist

There are those who say you can never be truly prepared for a hurricane. They say this not because it’s true, but because they’d like to interest you in insurance. … Continue reading

March 3, 2012 · Leave a comment

The Supreme Court Is Ruining Our Justice System

Dahlia Lithwick’s recent piece on Connick v. Thompson is one of the most troubling things I’ve read in a long time. In Connick v. Thompson, a man who’d been on … Continue reading

March 3, 2012 · Leave a comment

My Sincerest Apologies On This My Thirty-Third Birthday

My sincerest apologies on this my thirty-third birthday, but due to an agreement between myself and the sovereign nations of Denmark, Argentina, and Freedonia, my birthday has been cancelled this … Continue reading

March 3, 2012 · Leave a comment

Valedictory Remarks From The High School Fight

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March 3, 2012 · Leave a comment

New Invention: Brainstorming App

I have a lot of reasons to brainstorm when away from the computer: blog posts, script ideas, jokes, etc…. I have never been one of the kinds of guys who … Continue reading

March 3, 2012 · Leave a comment

Warren G and Nate Dogg’s Regulate Synopsis

On one of those cool, clear nights typical in Southern California, Warren G is driving around, looking around for women to have sex with. He’s chosen to engage in this … Continue reading

March 3, 2012 · Leave a comment

Parents Just Don’t Understand Synopsis

The Fresh Prince begins by expounding on the universal inability of parents to understand their children, suggesting that neither time nor location would make a difference in parents recognizing their … Continue reading

March 3, 2012 · Leave a comment

Parents Just Don’t Understand Synopsis

The Fresh Prince begins by expounding on the universal inability of parents to understand their children, suggesting that neither time nor location would make a difference in parents recognizing their … Continue reading

March 3, 2012 · Leave a comment

My Remarks Upon Stealing A Loaf Of Bread

What follows is a mostly accurate transcript of my heartfelt appeal to the jury at my trial. All instances of sobbing, hyperventilation, and tearful stammering have been redacted to protect … Continue reading

June 19, 2010 · Leave a comment

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