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Earnest Pettie, comedy writer

A little bit of today’s news

Yesterday, the Russian computers on the International Space Station failed. That meant the possibility of the Russians abandoning the space station, especially after having to spend a couple hours with the guy in the back saying “Dude, you should’ve gotten a Mac. They never crash.”

NY Times/Getty Images Hamas fighters took over the Fatah security building today. The fighter pictured here said “The first thing we’re gonna do, honey, is get rid of all this wood paneling!” Hamas, of course, is in the middle of a fierce battle with Fatah to decide who is better suited to run a nonexistent country. Falafel prices plunged on today’s news.


One comment on “A little bit of today’s news

  1. shabaas
    June 25, 2007


    My whole house is wood paneling.

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