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What Jesse Jackson said about Barack Obama

Jesse Jackson has gone to lengthy measures to apologize to Barack Obama for something he said about Senator Obama recently. Fox News mics picked up Jackson’s statements, but it wasn’t entirely clear what the Reverend said. Luckily, I am well-versed in Jacksonian english, so allow me to transcribe for you:

From the pulpit and the vestible,

I will cut his testicles to the vesicles.

God said, y’all shall take his balls, nuts and all

He told me in a conference call.

Can I get an A’men?

Not caught on Fox News’s live mic was someone’s response: Why can’t you ever make sense when you talk? It’s like you have false alzheimers! Everything you say makes no sense, but we know you’re fully capable of thinking. How else could you rhyme all the time? Now you’ve got me doing it!


2 comments on “What Jesse Jackson said about Barack Obama

  1. Paulette
    July 9, 2008

    Verey, very funny!!! You made me laugh and I love to laugh! Jesse needs to go home and sit quietly.


  2. maria
    July 11, 2008

    We know who balls need to be cut off,jesse needs to set his black ass down. His been a sale out doing MLK time,he may be black but he have sold the black race out long time ago along with all his lies,didn’t it came up that he had a child that he didn’t want the world to know about. I feel Obama is a way better black man to be Pres. then jesse and anyone else that is black. Jesse wish he was Obama and since he aint he have to hate on him but it only keep letting the world know who he really is and that he is a sell out for the whites that hate blacks it’s not good for Obama to be around him because he can end up trying to do him in,don’t play games with the devil which is devil Jesse Jackson. Jesse Jackson hell is waitting on you and you know better then anyone way.

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