Midseason Replacement

Earnest Pettie, comedy writer

Definitive Answer to Ninjas Vs. Pirates

Clearly, the correct answer is ninja: While, piracy has been responsible for ever-decreasing profits in the film, music, and apparel industries, ninja mortgages are largely responsible for bringing the worldwide economic system to its knees, giving us our worst economic crisis in a century.

Ninjas, FTW.


One comment on “Definitive Answer to Ninjas Vs. Pirates

  1. Michael Latana
    October 23, 2008

    Hey thanks for checking out my journal. I thought it would only be courteous to check yours out as well and I must say…

    Your writing is golden sir.


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