Earnest Pettie, comedy writer
You may recognize Frank Caliendo. He does a million impressions, but he always looks like… Frank Caliendo. He was a part of the low-rated MadTV sketch comedy show. Now, he’s the star of the low-rated Frank TV sketch comedy show. Lately, he’s been starring in Dish Network commercials, where he shows off his multitude of impressions. Those commercials lead to the development of this, The Frank Caliendo Drinking Game.
In the end you’re entirely sober, which leaves you in better control of your mental faculties for trying to figure out how in the world anyone ever thought that guy was any funny. Take a shot if you come up with a realistic answer.