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Earnest Pettie, comedy writer

Warren G and Nate Dogg’s Regulate Synopsis

On one of those cool, clear nights typical in Southern California, Warren G is driving around, looking around for women to have sex with. He’s chosen to engage in this pursuit all alone.

Nate Dogg, however, has just arrived in Long Beach, seeking Warren G. Ironically, Nate Dogg passes a car full of women who are excited to see him. He insists to the women that there’s no cause for the excitement.

Warren G makes a left at 21st and Lewis, where he sees a group of young men playing dice. He hops out, excited to find people to play with but discovers that they don’t want to play dice. Instead, they would rather steal his goods. Once they pull out their pistols, Warren G realizes he’s stuck.

Nate Dogg, meanwhile, is trying to avoid the women who saw him earlier. Some of them might be prostitutes, and he isn’t interested in prostitutes right now. As he evades the potential hookers, he sees Warren G being held up by some young toughs.

Warren G, unaware that Nate Dogg is nearby, can not believe he’s being robbed. In fact, he is so incredulous that he asks what else the robbers would like to steal. This is most likely a rhetorical question.

Nate Dogg sees these unfortunate proceedings and realizes that he may have to shoot people with his gun.

Despite Long Beach’s reputation for crime, Warren G can’t believe that a hold up would happen there, especially to him. As he imagines himself escaping through supernatural means, he notices that Nate Dogg is there.

Nate Dogg has seventeen bullets to expend on this group of thieves and he uses many of them. Afterward, he generously shares with Warren G the credit for neutralizing the situation, though clearly Nate Dogg did all of the hard work. In fact, Nate Dogg quickly reminds himself that he has committed multiple homicides to save Warren G before letting Warren know that there are females nearby if he’d like to have sex with any of them.

Warren recalls that it was, in fact, sex with women for which he’d ventured out into the night and is thankful that Nate knows where there are women, who may or may not be prostitutes.

Nate soon finds the women he’d left before, one of whom likes chubby men. She comes up with a flimsy excuse about her car having broken down in order to persuade Nate Dogg and Warren G to allow her to come with them. Soon, Warren G and Nate Dogg are driving with a car full of women to the Eastside Hotel for an orgy, which reinforces Nate’s earlier suspicion that the women were prostitutes.

Warren G and Nate Dogg explain their G Funk musical style before Nate Dogg issues a vague threat to “busters,” suggesting that he and Warren G will regulate the situation. This could be taken to mean that Nate Dogg will murder them while Warren G stands nearby and shares credit afterward.


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This entry was posted on March 3, 2012 by in Uncategorized.

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